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SWWF INFERNOTMCARD**
MAIN EVENT
CASKET MATCH:
SWWF CHAMPION CHALLENGER
Shifty Nemesis vs HavoK
w/Steve Mental
Major NEWS(7-26-02)!!
Regarding the matches at Inferno, SWWF Admin caught up with the owners Peligroso Latinos &
Commissioner Douglas Rushmore via conference call & this had some startling news & changes for one
of the matches at Inferno.
SWWF ADMIN: "Thank you gentleman for your time. We know you are busy in Puerto Rico with your
busy schedules & all. You requested this conference call. Welcome as well to our esteemed Commissioner
Douglas Rushmore from Washington D.C."
Marvelismo: "Let's cut right to the chase mang, Rushmore what you have done me, Grengo & Taco are
not happy with mang! We can't allow some of these stipulations to stand. We voted you Commissioner
to get the job done & you are dropping the ball chico. I didn't even vote
for you. I voted for Ekim!"
Grengo: "Calm down mang. Listen, Rushmore, we have faith in you that you will defeat NadroJ, so
we'll let that decision stand. You just better win. But what we do have a problem with, is the Mastigo challenge
& you sanctioning the Retirement Stipulation in the Best 2 out of 3 Falls match.
Now we don't know why Mastigo wants to do this & why you so graciously added the
stipulation, but you are overstepping your bounds now man!"
Rushmore: "Wait-a-minute. I am sorry for anything I did. I was acting in the best interests of the
SWWF. Mastigo was given the right to have any match & any stipulation he wanted. I granted it.
Granted it was 4:20 a.m. in the morning, but I felt it was alright."
Marvelismo: "No man, it isn't. See, both Mental & Mastigo are signed to contracts in the SWWF!
These two are here to give the fans the best action possible & you have now cheated them.
One of them will lose their career & we can not have that mang! What's wrong with you?
Grengo: "But we are here to solve the problem.
We apologize to all the fans, but we have to
change this match. For the betterment of the SWWF.
We don't want either one of their SWWF careers to end,
but what we will allow a stipulation to stand due to circumstances out of our hands.
The winner of the 2 out of 3 Falls Match between Mastigo & Steve Mental will have control over the other's
destiny in the SWWF. Which basically means that the stipulation will be whoever wins the match
will place a ban on the WRESTLING portion of the loser's career. The ban will stand as long as the Winner,
Mastigo or Mental, wants it to stand & can only be lifted by the winner or by the Commissioner.
Rushmore, since you allowed the stipulation, I am sure you will uphold the ban & allow it to stand.
Rushmore: "Yes, sir, I will. So, as far as I am concerned the winner will have the final say over
what the loser will be doing in the SWWF. I will NEVER lift this ban. It is my screw
up & if I have anything to say about it, it will stay that way."
Marvelismo: "That's why we voted you mang. You take responsibility.
Although, I didn't vote for you man. I voted for Nadroj."
Grengo: "Get serious man."
Marvelismo: "Alright man. Here's where my idea comes in. In the interests of fairness to all the
SWWF fans, man, there will be new stipulations added to the 2 out of 3 Falls match.
We have conferred with Mastigo & Mental & have came up with the following....
1st Fall: NO DISQUALIFICATION
2nd Fall: Falls Count Anywhere
3rd Fall(If necessary): I QUIT MATCH
Grengo: "What that basically will mean is that the loser will effectively be quitting not only
to end the match, but to end their wrestling in the SWWF for the foreseeable future. Cause I know that there is
NO love lost between Mental & Mastigo. Someone will be having their role reevaluated.
Marvelismo: "The fans won't be disappointed. We will find a new role for the loser & it will be
good, mang! We didn't sign Mastigo & Mental to have one of them go home early
& end their SWWF career this early. Their both young SWWF superstars & have a ton of potential.
We can't allow Rushmore to let his decision stand."
Rushmore: "But you do realize that you are giving me & the winner power over their career?
What you are saying still is that only if we have a change of heart
will the loser ever be allowed to wrestle again in the SWWF?"
Grengo: "You are pissing off Taco, man!
Yes, what we are saying is that the Commissioner,
YOU Rushmore, & the winner are the only ones who
can lift the ban. You better hope the competition
remains fierce, because if not, we will be prodding & strong suggesting you to lift the ban if it doesn't."
Rushmore: "Oh it will, trust me. You know my stance on this, as long you are clear with it.
Marvelismo: "We will support you, this time."
Grengo: "We trust there will be no more screw ups, chico?"
Rushmore: "You have my word, that I will make sure that this will be one hell of an event.
Inferno will rock the house. I apologize to all the SWWF fans looking forward to the retirement part of the match.
The Latinos are right. You will be cheated out of seeing a great young talent wrestle here in the SWWF,
but it was originally Mastigo's & Mental's decision.
One I backed as well. The bosses have spoken &
The Latinos are showing their authority & are pulling the trump card. I see their point,
but you all have my word, that I will NEVER lift this ban. I will watch this match closely & take special
interest in this match. Hell, you guys seen me at home in my civies, sleeping nonetheless when Mastigo called
& this match was made. I will be there to make sure the loser will know he will be banned from wrestling.
Plain & simple. We'll find something for him. Ring attendant. Referee. Water boy. Something.
But he will not wrestle. They better pray the Winner gets a change of heart down the road or
they will be the highest paid ring boy in the business. That all I got to say.
Anything else, sirs?
Grengo: "Taco?"
Taco: "I don't say much, man, but I will say this holmes....
If anybody has a problem with our decision & our right to protect our investments, man,
I have one thing to say to you....
KIZZ my AZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!! MAN!!!"
Marvelismo: "I couldn't have said it better myself man!"
SWWF ADMIN: "We thank all of you gentlemen for your time & explanation. We hope the fans
understand & will be thoroughly entertained at SWWF INFERNO on August 2nd. Only a week away now.
Check back for any changes or updates.
You fans are what keeps & drives us to better.
Let us know how we are doing either via the message board or by mail or e-mail.
The wrestlers are also very fan friendly & will be happy to mingle or sign anything time
permitting after the event. Hope to see you all at Inferno. Take Care."
#1 Contenders
Submission Match(Guest Referee/TBA):
"The Hawaiian Lion" vs "Lovely" Logan Lee
John Williams w/Gianna Gunnz
Best 2 out of 3 Falls
1st Fall: No DQ
2nd Fall: Falls Count Anywhere
3rd Fall: I Quit Match
Loser is banned from Wrestling in the SWWF
Mastigo vs Steve Mental W/Shifty Nemesis
SWWF EXTREME Division
No Holds Barred
Last Man Standing Match:
Scar vs Outrage
Lumberjack Match:
The Executioner vs Suburban Ninja
Battle for 100% Control over the Tag Team:
No Double DQ/Double Count Outs
No Draws, No Time Limit!
There MUST be a winner!
SWWF TAG TEAM CHAMPION "The Fly One" Sky Simon
vs SWWF TAG TEAM CHAMPION The Showtime Kid w/Skrilla the Pimp & Quinn
Commissionership on the Line Match:
Commissioner Douglas Rushmore vs Ekim NadroJ