DEADline
10 Questions with The Megamanagod, the Franchise, at 500% always, GUZMANIA
by SWWF REPORTER
Shawn Zombie
Down Town Phoenix, AZ
Shawn Zombie(SZ): Alright, this is my Third interview, and I am here with the most charmismatic member of the Higher Standard, he's guzaplexinon, he's Guzmania!
Questions #'ed next to SZ intials, G=Guzmania
SZ1. So Guz, at 500% as usual?
G: Always. Never more never less. All those other guys only giving 110%... It's disgusting.
SZ2. Okay then. How are your statewide autograph sessions going?
G: They are going very well. I had to cancel 3 due to carpal tunnel. I've been writing with my right hand, and for those of you who don't know, the Megamanagod is a lefty.
SZ3. So how is the money coming in from the new GUZMANIA T-SHIRT (500% Cotton)
G: It's pouring like rain in the desert… A wet desert… I could fill a swimming pool full of it.
SZ4. Are you focusing on any new wrestlers in the SWWF?
G: The only thing I'm focusing on is the words I can spell in my Alphabets soup.
SZ5. So Cris Anarchy is back and training at the SWWF Compound. What do you have to say about that?
G: I can't believe he's still around after that beating I gave him in February. He should back his leather jacket and camoflauge pants and go.
SZ6. What titles are your eyes on.
G: All the titles my eyes can see. I'll take them all. I deserve them all. (except the LOCO title.)
SZ7. What has been going on with the Higher Standard as of late?
G: Well me and Doc have been going all around the country refining wrestlers one by one. We went to Southern California, Minnesota, Nebraska and South Dakota. (I don't like North Dakota)
SZ8. How long have you been wrestling? And What made you start wrestling?
G: With the SWWF about 2 years, and my entire career 8 years.
SZ9. What made you start wrestling?
G: I've been a fan all my life and my friends started wrestling and then I started wrestling, we wrestled in the park and people would watch us. We sold tapes all over the country.
SZ10. I didn't see you on the suspect list for WHODUNNIT. So now since you went crazy and kicked me off your interview on the DVD and I couldn't watch it, who do you think did it?
G: I was in eastern Michigan signing autographs, so it wasn't me. I think Rushmore himself did it. Suicide. He was a crazy man.
SZ11. And you are a special guest so you get an 11th question… What makes you better than everyone else in the SWWF?
G: Well I am at 500%, that is 443% more than anyone else gives here in the SWWF (no offense Doc). Nobody else is more Mega, Mana, or Goddish than me. And don't forget, Guzmania is at it's best, all doubt lay to rest. *thumbs*.
