DEADline
10 Questions with the Good Ol' Commish
by SWWF REPORTER
Shawn Zombie
Augusta, GA
Shawn Zombie(SZ): Alright, this is my Second interview, and I am here with the esteemed Commissioner of the SWWF, Doc Fairday...
SZ: So Doc, refined as usual?
DOC FAIRDAY(DOC): As always.
SZ: Lets get this underway. Ok, so do you have any plans to step up as the president of the SWWF?
DOC: Being the commisioner right now it would only make sense.
SZ: So since you want to be president... What big decisions do you have up your sleeve? We know you used to keep a couple cards up there when you gambled with Rushmore(Douglas, dead President of the SWWF)...
DOC: Well I have already gotten rid of the extreme division, and I plan to raise the Higher Standard to be at the top of the SWWF.
SZ: We both know you have made some major decisions as commisioner, such as, the one you just named. And why did you make that big decision?
DOC: Because from the very beginning in the SWWF with the FSU, my mission has been to refine the SWWF.
SZ: And whatever happened to the FSU?
DOC: The FSU after Tortured Souls was sent back to the beginning to train, yet they are always at my beck & call.
SZ: And so are you still planning on going against Outrage for the Extreme title, bringing life to the meaningless Interregional title?
DOC: First off, the Inter Regional will only be held by true wrestlers, not extreme brawlers. I don't feel a need to go against Outrage because I have already made my decision and won the war.
SZ: So then you are going straight for the SWWF Championship against ShocXwavE?
DOC: I am going to wait for the oppurtinity. I will refine the SWWF from the ground up in the meantime.
SZ: And a big question indeed; do you drive a car or ride a horse? Because cars don't refine the air you know...
DOC: I am not a cowboy, I am a refined southern gentleman.
SZ: That being said, how long have you been a refined southern gentleman? Were you a refined southern toddler as a child, Or did this all start when you started your wrestling career..?
DOC: I was born into a refined southern family and there were many refined southerners in my community.
SZ: Do you have the slightest idea WHODUNNIT?
DOC: No.
SZ: And you'll just leave it at that, eh?(no response from Doc). Well, either way thanks Doc.
DOC: My pleasure. Good evening then.
